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Noah

Noah is a nice and lovable guy, he will love you with all his heart and never give up on you🥺💕 He is very attractive and he denies that he is, he is so fun to be with. If you ever date a Noah I would keep him forever, you’ll see how amazing he truly is❤️ Never leave a noah.. he is worth you’re time and he will always be there for you no matter what happens... so if you know a guy named Noah then don’t ever get rid of him.
boyfriend: baby? Can I barrow some money?

Girlfriend: I’m sorry but we’re over!

Boyfriend: what are you gonna do, find a Noah?

Girlfriend: damn right you loser!😒
by TheFurious2 November 4, 2019
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Noah

A person who smells like shit and smokes a lot of crack
by Realperson1234 March 5, 2019
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Noah

Noah is a bottom. A lil boy who acts quirky. Maybe hes got a skater energy. Only thing that is sure is he is a bottom
Luke: Wow did you see noah?

Bella: Yeah he sure isnt a top
by AsterDragon April 27, 2020
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Noah

Noahs really nice, he/she is super kind to all people but if you wake them up its a diferent story. Noah has lots of friends and is very smart. And he/she considers all of his/her friends family
Noah: Hi! I'm Noah! Are you the New girl?
Allison: Yeah my name is Allison.
Noah: Wanna be friends?
Allison: Sure! I would like that!
5 YEARS LATER
Allison: Hey Noah!! What's up!!
Noah: Allison! How are you!
Allison: Great! You?
Noah: Fantastic!
Allison: Wanna hang out later?
Noah: Sure! I would like that

NARRATER: And then they were best friend till death. They called each other brother and sister. And saw each other as family.

THE END
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Noah

He is someone who is a cunt, Will get no where in his life and will never find love, Deserves to die alone.
If you know a know give them shit because all Noah's DESERVE it.
THERE ALL CUNTS Noah's have no love in them
by Bill2819 November 5, 2019
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Noah

He’s is a smexy beast that will take your bitch from you with a click of his finger don’t get in his way he’s stronger than you think and any girl that rejects him will regret it in the future because of how smexy he is
Noah is king sexy
by King sexy boi June 18, 2019
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Noah

A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.

Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.
That dude need to stop dickeating coach, he’s such a Noah.
by Chilli cheese dude January 27, 2018
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