Noah

A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker

Don't be a Noah dude, you're better than that

by Carrot Cunt September 12, 2019

Noah

The best person ever. He is awesome and kind. He is a girl taker.

Noah is awesome

by GUCCIFLIPFloppitypop September 23, 2019

Noah

Noah's can be girls. Girls that are Noah's are funny and athletic. They can also be lazy but when they try their hardest at something that achieve it. Noah's also fall hard. No not literally. When a Noah says she likes you or even gives you a smile(which is rarely done) then you must be special to her. Don't take Noah for granted. She'll be there for you and she always keeps it real regardless of the situation. Noah has probably been hurt in her life and has attachment issues. She's been through things that you haven't experienced before. She'll flirt a little but if she does then take the hint(she's giving it for a reason). Don't let Noah walk out your life and don't try to walk out hers. Ask her why she acts the way she acts and does things the way she does them before you judge her because she's been through hell to get where she's at. She knows what collage she's going to and why because she plans for the future. She has fallback plans just in case she can't achieve her goals. Just remember Noah is worth it. Noah is worth putting up with the attitude and she jokes because she'll be there waiting for you when you need her the most.

Girl¹:My name is Erin
Girl²:Yep, and I'm Noah

Guy: Those are guy names
Girl²:Welp, they're unisex names now.
Girl¹: They're not boy names if we're girls and we have them.

by Defintins April 21, 2018

Noah

Noah is a guy that can be cool at times, likes to play a lot of games but can get super annoying. Most guys called Noah have an extreme case of obesity but are slowly losing the pounds, or so they say. Spends way too much money on useless things such as fake money and weird action figures.

You say Noah the other day, nah man who's Noah?

by lmaoking47 October 9, 2017

Noah

4 letter Word for Loud Orphaned Turtles, Used in Canadian Scrabble (Noun)

The building went up in flames like Noah's hopes and dreams.

by Insert chickens February 21, 2018

Noah

A candian man who constantly beats his dick to hentai and plays fortnite with traps. Is from Canada but now is an American fuckboy with sideburns and off-brand gucci.

American
"That is one icy nigger right there."

Canadian
"Keep him we don't want him anymore."

Noah
"Nigger"

by An_American_AntifaMember March 13, 2018

Noah

A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.

Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.

That dude need to stop dickeating coach, he’s such a Noah.

by Chilli cheese dude January 27, 2018