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pedo shot

a shot you receive preventing you from pedophile syndrome; what sydney takes every three months so she doesnt have pedophile symptoms
syd was stabbed with a pedo shot after she was found on the street corner acting as a pedophile

to be in the 2for5 business, you must receive your pedo shot & be disease free. all workers with diseases must give their customers a 10% discount. employees must wash hands before returning to work.

thank you pedo shot, i can fuck everyone in sight!
by 2for5dollaah January 29, 2012
mugGet the pedo shotmug.

no pedo

a common phrase used to cancel out a saying that has Pedophilic underlining.
Yo, that elementary girl could get it, no pedo of course!
by biakkyz December 15, 2024
mugGet the no pedomug.

Pedo-stache

Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.
Damn Paul Coat's pedo-stache is so god damn ugly.
by locolegend September 17, 2021
mugGet the Pedo-stachemug.

Pedo Gramps

A creepy older man, typically balding and/or with white hair, who looks like they most definitely diddle kids.

For a prime example, search "Judge Engoron"
See that Pedo Gramps lookin guy over there? Don't let the kids near him.
by Mynoduep October 27, 2023
mugGet the Pedo Grampsmug.

Pedo

A man called 'Alfie' who typically hangs around schools or parks looking for children
That man over there is a pedo.
by Syotik February 18, 2023
mugGet the Pedomug.

Pedo

Jenna is a pedo
by Pussy on a stick January 25, 2022
mugGet the Pedomug.

National Cut a pedos dick off day

Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
by Angel a random female April 1, 2021
mugGet the National Cut a pedos dick off daymug.

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