Future Trash

To leave a job, chore, assignment or i.o.u's to your future self to avoid doing it in present.

'Oh crap, I forgot to do that math homework... never mind I'll just future trash it to myself.'

or

'Dude, you better empty the garbage.'
'Nah, I'm watching TV I'll just future trash it to me.'

by RainbowRedBox January 1, 2012

Future

The Future itself is Gary

Gary is so Futuristic that he becomes the future

by Gary201021 May 7, 2022

Jack to the future

Accidentally masturbating to a picture of your grandmother

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018

future steppin'

To make a move in the near future; not at this moment.
To hold off on the current situation

I'm future steppin' to a better thought

by KeezKillah June 2, 2018

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018

Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events

Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events also known as "FOMOPFE" is a mental state or emotional of strain.
When a Person have Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events this Person can't go to small events or enjoy time because they have the Fear of Missing Out larger events which could potentially happen.
Even though John is really exited to go to the Party he can't go to it because he got the fear of Missing other potentially happening event in the News/Media or if he goes to the Party he can't enjoy it because he keeps checking his Phone for News if something is happening he could miss.

> I can't go to the Party i have Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events

by sk1d.eu January 6, 2025

Wasteland Future

I'm Taking This Fight Somewhere Else

Domain Wasteland Future

by Weegee911 March 5, 2024