Split a Biscuit

Two friends having sex with 1 fat chick simultaneously.

Hey Gary, you wanna split a biscuit?

by otherdustin May 1, 2010

Biscuit Loaf

Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.

Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.

Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.

Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

Naughty biscuit

Sexy bitches who love sex with butter.

Fuck me with I can't believe it's not butter now.... I love to naughty biscuit.

by Ticklemeelmo May 1, 2014

dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses

1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub

by matthew mc December 9, 2008

German Biscuit

Someone who is born between an blonde-haired blue-eyed German and a non-German. Also, any of that person's children, grandchildren, etc.

Person 1: What's with that guy?
Person 2: Oh, he's a German Biscuit, he always acts like that.

by aggressive_nee June 5, 2018

Spinal Biscuit

A sex position often involving the male bending the female backwards until her vertebrae, under the stress of being bent so far back, snaps forward a piece of vertebrae out of the females mouth. After said vertebrae is out, the man will bend it in a biscuit shape and put it over her vagina and then eating her out.

"Dude I'm so fucking full after having Spinal Biscuit for breakfast." - bro 1
"Really??? I thought that was illegal in the state of Washington!" - bro 2

by That other different other guy April 24, 2020

Groovy biscuit

A very tasty biscuit that masons enjoy . Normally in a lunch box the groovy biscuit is from Aldi or other British super markets.
The biscuit is a chocolate biscuit with caramel in the middle and little smartie like things on top .

Alfie:hey mason what you eating there.
Mason:my groovy biscuit

by Masons mum November 17, 2019