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Split a Biscuit

Two friends having sex with 1 fat chick simultaneously.
Hey Gary, you wanna split a biscuit?
by otherdustin May 1, 2010
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Biscuit Loaf

Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.
Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.

Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.

Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.
by nastynick69 October 31, 2009
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what the biscuit

Used by the awesome Toby Turner aka Tobuscus! Polite way of saying what the f**k, used in loads of minecraft and happy wheels videos on youtube, who would be mad at a biscuit?!
What the biscuit!! Creeper just came outta no where! God Dang it!
by Unicorndreams October 18, 2013
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slit biscuit

Slit biscuit is another term for vagina
Hey Bae yo can I come thru and hit that slit biscuit.
by geebz23 October 24, 2019
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Boberry biscuit

A big ass biscuit that looks like your girlfriend. One touch of this biscuit will make you skeet your pants
by Cooper is wierd December 10, 2019
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turn a biscuit

kicking someone's ass
"Don't make me turn a biscuit on your bitch ass."
by MarquisDMustache April 8, 2010
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Naughty biscuit

Sexy bitches who love sex with butter.
Fuck me with I can't believe it's not butter now.... I love to naughty biscuit.
by Ticklemeelmo May 1, 2014
mugGet the Naughty biscuitmug.

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