A euphemism used to talk about friends who enjoy having sex with eachother without commitment, i.e. Friends That Fuck
A: Dude, what's going on with Sarah and Peter? They're looking pretty friendly!
B: I think a bit of Fried Tomatoes Frequently is what's going on, if you know what I mean.
B: I think a bit of Fried Tomatoes Frequently is what's going on, if you know what I mean.
by Caravaner March 10, 2009
by Johnny LaDouché December 12, 2017
tomato soup made from stolen McDonalds ketchup packets and boiling KETTLE water. must be eaten directly after preperation.
we were super bored and stuff, so we made some Hobo Tomato Soup , just to see what it would be like.
by NikkiDempsey March 19, 2008
A delicious sandwich!!
1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good
1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good
"I'm going to make a toasted tomato sandwich!!"
by Goostaff The Jew November 20, 2005
A dance invented by two teenage boys while watching a girl with Cerebral Palsy carry tomato soup out of a microwave.
How to "Tomato Soup Dance": keep one leg bent to the side while keeping both arms bent like a t-rex. Attempt while walking around. And this is the Tomato Soup Dance!
by ExperiencedTomatoSouper October 18, 2010
When you give a woman roofies take her home and do what ever you want and when you cum you punch her in the clit as hard as you can so the next day when she wakes up her clit is swollen and red like a stewed tomato!
I gave your sister a stewed tomato last night! She thinks I fucked her really hard so she will probably come back for more.
by ArlieRedeyejedi November 23, 2011
A word used to indicate that an offensive statement was knowingly ironic, thereby excusing oneself blame and social exclusion.
by Kristofa January 31, 2005