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Myspace

A cult where whiny emo kids and E-Whores gather, discuss the latest emo fashions, post pictures of cutting their wrists and then compete for whoever gets the most comments.
In real life he has no friends but on myspace he has 3914314343423423423423 friends and a girlfriend.
by gbrd January 6, 2008
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a cult that will suck you in whatever chance it gets.
Don't be fooled, children.
Myspace is bad shit.
Robin goes on myspace for 7 hours a time. How much lower can you get?
by OHMYJULIET. April 12, 2008
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Myspace

The teenagers average need. This website has spread like wildfire through out every local high school. Students watch dayly to see weither they've recieved picture comments, messages, comments, tagged photos and new friend invites. In desperatly seeking popularity points some drastically turn to uploading naked images of themselves; thus a myspace whore is born. Mysace whore's are people who cant function with there own life so they turn to the computer. Myspace; a saviour or a killer?
Caution: Myspace is Highly Addictive.
by Myspace1318 October 3, 2008
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Usually used for a website, myspace is used as an insult to show how slow the person is or how gay they are.
guy#1: you are as slow as myspace.
guy#2: Fuck you.

guy#1: you are like myspace.
guy#2: you are like a douche-bag.

guy#1: hurry up mr. myspace.
guy#2 Shut the hell up mr. ass hole.
by jimmybobob October 29, 2006
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The reason i never do my homework, and always sleep in class.
A place where you meet "hawt" new people, and then meet them in person and they are butt ugly.
A place where you brag about your b/f or g/f.
A websitee wheree everythingg hass twoo letterrss at thaa endd off everyy wordd!!!
TEACHER: why havent you done any of your homework?
ME: cus i was checking my myspace....duh

OMG!! i lyk ttly got new picz!! you should lyk ttly coment!! or i will lyk ttly kick ur effing azz!!

MYSPACE BLOG: my life is not worth living...somebody check my myspace while i go kill myself.thankzz nukka:)
BTW comment my lyk ttly hawt new picz!!
by asdfghjkl;;; September 9, 2007
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A place where the loser loner nerd gay emo ghetto so called cool and everyone in between interact electronically. Very addictive when your freinds encourage you to create an account.
Dumb Bored Bitch: Check out my myspace space I have over 300 freinds 60 egotisical pics of me as well as paragraphs of info about me my freinds and all the sad shit I get up to.
by ~Wog _Warrior~ August 3, 2007
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Luckily myspacer intervened with my fequent myspace patronage.
by Hercolena Oliver October 17, 2008
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