Muff Cabbage

Any sort of unpleasantness going on in the muff (vagina)

Normal person: Would you please have a seat
Jersey person: WHAT?!!! Fuck you! Nobody tells me what to do! You're nothing but a piece of muff cabbage!!
Normal person: What's muff cabbage?
Jersey person: It's a Jersey thing.

by JerseyShore7779950 October 17, 2010

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Muff-chest

An exceedingly compact hairy region of the male chest.

'What's up Muff-chest?'

by 68'er January 16, 2009

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Related Words

Muffin • Muff • Muff Cabbage • muffintop • muffin man • Mufflebush • muffy • muff diver • muffler • muffin head

muff-bluff

A muff-bluff is a situation in which a man or woman falsely assumes or is even tricked into believing that a woman would like to engage in sexual intercourse. The term is derived from the slang word muff or muffin (vagina) and the gambling term "bluffing." While a "muff-bluff" is the noun form, there is there is also the verb form "muffin' bluffin'."

"Oh dude, I was at this party last night with that girl from algebra and she was giving me all the signs that she wanted to go all the way, but it turned out to be a muff-bluff."

by outhouse April 15, 2009

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muff hook

While sitting in a restaurant booth, you lazily dangle your wrist off the side of the table closest to the flowing stream of muff and occasionally and lightly jerk your dangling hand palm-side up in a hooking motion at the wrist. Discretion is the key as most muff will be keen on your intentions. With some luck and skill, you will be able to hook some quality muff!

Dude, I don't think the muff are biting today...
Did you bait your "muff hook"?
DONUTS!
Imma gonna catch me a marlin!

by chipaul August 7, 2011

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