the mother goose

To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.

WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face

by Tenacial August 28, 2007

Baby Mother

(n) alternate usage of Baby Momma; for use when the situation dictates formality.

I couldn't have robbed the 7/11 officer, I was with my Baby Mother all night.

by badger06 August 13, 2008

mother fucker

A black person's term for anything. A white mans dude, or man.

"Yo mother fucker, lets go to the mother fucking mother fucker and hit up those mother fucking mother fuckers in the ass".
" o fo sho"

by J Enck January 1, 2005

mother rubber

when a male masturbates and screams his mother's name. At this point, it is a race to rub one out before she makes it to your room.

"man my mom caught me because i tried pulling a mother rubber and lost..."

by teddyruxpin May 17, 2014

Mother Gillian

A caring woman who will adopt children as her own and help them make their dinner. She will make sure that they get on stage on time-most of the time.

Person1: How are those poor theatre children not starving?
Person2: They have Mother Gillian of course!

by Musicaltheatre4444 January 2, 2014

Mother Wob

A "Mother Wob" is a nurturing mother who cares deeply about her children. "Mother Wob"'s often join organizations in favor of their children such as "Mother's Against Common Core" (MACC). The average "Mother Wob" sticks to strictly breastfeeding her children until the age of 21 and prefers a raspberry iced tea to keep her milk sweet.

Look at the nice Mother Wob pushing her child Matchew in the stroller. What a fantastic Mother Wob she is, this will really benefit her children in the long run.

by Senior Council of Bois June 10, 2015

Group Mother

The person in the (friendship) group who everyone calls mum; even they are actually the same age as them.

Also known as the Mum/Mom of the group.

Group Mother: "Guys, stop that your going to get hurt."
Friend: "But MUM!!"

by Genuine_Wheeze August 12, 2019