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Morning Gum

When you wake up in the morning with cum in your mouth from the night before.
Room mate: Ew what's that in your mouth
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.
by Klara Kash May 23, 2013
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ass in the morning

omg. it’s ass in the morning what do you want?
by shlaynana May 16, 2023
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morning stab

The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.
"When you got up in the morning did you get the morning stab in before she left?"
by Hooter McGiverton June 27, 2014
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Morning rubout

When you wake up and masturbate before even getting out of bed.
I got out of bed after a morning rubout didn't help me get back to sleep
by GaaraoftheDamned August 29, 2012
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Morning pussy

Pussy that been marinating in cum all night. Too dangerous to fuck.
Man I really want that morning pussy it’s been marinating all night.
by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 30, 2019
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The Morning Star

When you’ve been gooning all night in bed and at the crack of dawn you bust a nut across the room, causing the cumshot to hit a window and look like a star in the sky.
Bro 1: “Damn you look really happy today. What’s up?”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”
by Monkey Shagger November 8, 2023
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Morning Sap

When a woman wakes up with a female version of morning wood, and rides the morning wood until she gets filled with the morning sap.
Crystal woke up this morning with a morning wood beside her, so she climbed on and extracted the morning sap.

Jene and Frank enjoy seeing the morning sap ooze from the morning wood.

Alice really has a bad case of the morning sap while she walks around at work.
by Lars Dav March 3, 2017
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