Mississippi Mud Bag

As a form of fore play one carrys around a quart sized zip-loc bag full of thier lovers poop.

Person 1: Why do you smell like a dirty booty?

Person 2: Oh, it's my Mississippi Mud Bag. I am in to that type of thing you see.

by BobDaily August 22, 2009

Mississippi swamp donkey

when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.

o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.

-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!

by beanballz February 27, 2010

Mississippi air conditioner

A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.

An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.

by thjam September 19, 2014

mississippi mud river

When you have diarrhea and you shit down a girls boobs and it runs down to her puss and you eat her out

I gotta make sure I eat Taco Bell before I give my girl a Mississippi mud river

by Kriknebrok98 December 18, 2016

Mississippi mud cat

When you take a slim jim meat snack and stuff it into a penis and the other party noodles it out with their tongue.

Stacy was giving Brad a Mississippi mud cat in the back yard.

by Brisket01 August 4, 2018

Mississippi oink and poink

Cover yourself in bologna shove a curly fry in your ass and make oinking noises as you angrly jerk off

"Im sorry I left early guys, i needed to relax with a nice Mississippi Oink and Poink

by Flamingpeesocket February 10, 2019

Mississippi Mud Pile

Well, You get five people, than (if there are women, they wear strap on's) than you stack on top of each other, and drench yourself in chocolate fudge.

Mississippi Mud Pile Is my favorite sex style.

by ManNamedJo October 8, 2018