Philza minecraft

The father of millions of mentally ill crows who just decided that he was their dad now. He likes the Milo and the b i r t h.

1. Hey did u see Philza minecraft earlier?
2. No, but I saw mumza.
1. Oh that's good.
...
1. Where.

by BlondeGæ September 30, 2021

Minecraft parody

The most fire shit you've ever heard made for 8-year-olds, but enjoyed by all, most of the time. There are some cringe but a lot are still really good.

Person 1: Dude I'm bored af
Person 2: Idk man, yell something?
Person 1: K, CREEPER?
Guy across the street: AWW MAN!
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: Revenge, it's a Minecraft Parody

by VeryEpicGamer696969 September 1, 2019

2D Minecraft

NOT Terraria.

Person 1: Want to play Terraria?
Incel: no, thats just 2d minecraft
Person 1: Fuck off.

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna June 1, 2021

Minecraft Noob

A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:

-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal

And many more

Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:

Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!

*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.

by cinnabellex3 April 24, 2012

Minecraft Hardcore

F for Ph1lza

Ph1lza: dies in Minecraft Hardcore
Everyone: F

by TheManInTheChickenCostume April 13, 2020

Minecraft Girlfriend

Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .

"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."

by milly milly milly December 2, 2019

minecraft hoe

Someone who whores themselves out for Minecraft or someone who can kill the ender dragon

Jakob is so obsessed with Minecraft. He's seriously such a minecraft hoe.

by kitten1016 July 30, 2017