Mentally Midtable

Not smart enough to be considered 'clever' yet not sufficiently stupid enough to be catagorised as a moron.

Did you see that guy struggling with your question? He's definately Mentally Midtable.

by shane_r February 27, 2009

craigslist mentality

The belief that something on Craigslist is always listed at an inflated price, and you can bargain for a lower price. this also applies to a price that is too inflated by a seller thinking that their goods are worth more than they actually are. this usually results in no one being interested in what that person is selling.

I can't believe that Nicole is selling the broken-assed car for $24,000. he really has a craigslist mentality.

by PixelJim February 11, 2014

Mental wizard

When a person thinks they have a clue but actually have no clue at all...

Everytime i tell her a joke , i have to explain it to her. She is such a mental wizard

by LS1power July 25, 2016

mental hiccup

basically a brain fart

I was trying to explain my work but could't because I had a mental hiccup

by pedocycle November 28, 2018

Mental Money

Similar to having peace of mind, but enough of which that a mental "currency" can be applied to give the degree of peace a value.

Cari: "I work on Monday, so I'll make a ton of money!"
Jake: "Yea, but I don't work and get to sit at home. So I'll be making more mental money doing nothing."

by Arrjay816 October 17, 2015

mentally mushy

when someone someone is extremely mentally retarded and there's no other way to describe them.

Aight mate! I'm not high just mentally mushy..

by gabune2005 January 23, 2020

mental brick

Any thought that hits the person's brain with such impact it feels as if he/she has been struck by a brick being thrown at them. These can come as single bricks, dump trucks full of bricks, or brick roads depending on the meaningfullness or amount of thought that goes into it.

Ohhhh man that was a huge brick.
What was it?
I just thought about how I was feeling the first day I fell for you.

Note: you just say brick, not mental brick, it is assumed when you explain the thought that it is a mental brick.

by Jake Who? February 7, 2009