Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.
by Khuan November 22, 2021
Get the juan mariomug. This man or woman is simp and fat and retarded he dont respect himself he only simps for Lentila and for Pati
femeia-barbat este simp si gras si retardat nu se respecta de sine si simpuieste pentru lentila si pati
femeia-barbat este simp si gras si retardat nu se respecta de sine si simpuieste pentru lentila si pati
by E SEBBBA June 8, 2022
Get the Mario Merisormug. Another name for Mario Lemieux. Unfortunently he's been injured for the past decade or so, so he only plays a dozen or so games a year and then takes the rest of the year off. Hopefully Sidney Crosby can rejuvenate him. Is the only player owner in the NHL, as he owns the Pitsburgh Penguins.
by [M]agus September 29, 2005
Get the Super Mariomug. When your thumbs hurt because of playing super mario brothers for extended periods of time on the Nintendo Wii
by Mario Thumbs January 14, 2012
Get the Mario Thumbmug. The most famous Mario racing game where everyone claims they will destroy you only for all to get destroyed by the one true master.
Kid: I'm going to destroy you in a game of Mario Kart!
Secretly The Master: I'd like to see you try!
Secretly The Master: I'd like to see you try!
by GrainTrain November 28, 2017
Get the Mario Kartmug. Established on February 28th 1984 In Detroit Michigan. Pretty Cool Cat that is always smilin havin a chill time wildin out.Cruisin in the Mafia Mobile (See Buick)Also enjoys chattin with models like Prince$$ and goin on the lake. Also spelled $uper M8-)rio or $uper Mario. Loves to sing dance act and have a fun time. Look for $uper around Hollywood in future. Remember you saw him here first www.urbandictionary.com!!!
Man I dunno its kinda slack round deez partz we ougghtta call $uper M8-)rio he always knows how to entertain and have a good time without drinkin.Good idea lets call him.Hes one crazy kat
by $uper M8-)rio February 20, 2005
Get the Super Mariomug. When a group of guys get in a circle and wank and who ever lasts the longest wins and who ever cums first has to lick it all up.
by 696969969696969969696 October 20, 2015
Get the mario cartmug.