face mapping

The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.

"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."

by rankled up July 21, 2009

Map Control

In video game jargon, a polite way of saying camping. MLG players often like to use it to make themselves sound like they're doing something technical or difficult, when in reality they're really just sitting in one spot and shooting people who come along.

"Hey man you should have seen the way I was in game last night! I was practicing some major map control!"

"Dude, you just sat in a corner the whole game with the rocket launcher."

by Mr.TIBBS! July 16, 2016

Thought Mapping

Maps the sequence thoughts were thought by an individual or group and indicates by means of lines which thoughts are connected, and which thought triggered which thought.

Thought Mapping is different than Mind Mapping.

by but for January 28, 2021

MAP

As the Pedos call it,

M-inor

A-ttracted

P-ersons

Basically once again, "sick people" trying to make pedophilia okay.
They say "allegingly" is to give 15,16 and 17 year olds consent to be active with an adult
But NO

It's to make a adult talking advantage of a child of 10 years old and younger okay.
In any way they "say it", use any kind of "cute aberration", or make it about how they are treated "victim" you love who you love. "ITS BULLSHIT"
The pedos want you to feel sorry for them. But don't, anyone who is actively trying to make it ok to be sexual with a child
But it should be ok right?!?!?! they came up with this "cute little word to make it ok

It's "MAP" like the one Dora the explorer uses.

Make this all crazier members of the LGTBQ want to add M for the MAP community since when they added P the public was outraged and they received hate for it the first time so here we go again trying introduce a safe place for a actual crime
Being Trans,Gay,Bi,Lesbain,Queer and all other identities is self expression does not hurt or violate someone else

You can be a good person despite your sexual orientation

But giving a 15 year old age of consent with a full adult okay not a fan but a 15 year old can understand the act of sex, same with 16 and 17. At those age you know yes and no and understand

A 4-10 year old child doesn't know or understand and should remain innocent. A young child can know trans and gay that's whatever
But SHOULD NOT BE SUBJRCTED TO SEXUAL ACTS

MAPs are wanting to make it socially acceptable to have intercourse with young children

by PyroPrincess21 September 19, 2023

Baby mapping

1.) When an individual has had a rough childhood and as an adult catches up by doing thing that others knew as the "norm" growing up.

Ex...
1: "why are there glow in the dark stars in Jacobs ceiling, hes 18?"
2 : "Jacob had a really rough childhood and was forced to take on a lot if responsibility at a young age. The stars are there because he's always wanted them."
1: " oh so hes baby mapping!"
2: " correct!"

by @puta_saurus June 15, 2016

Floopa Mapping

Fucking godly sniggering chiggling mapping done none other than the man himself, Floopa!!!

"Hey, have you head of Floopa mapping?" " Yeah, its like the new meta dude!" "I wish Floopa would fuck me."

by zluks June 10, 2022

MAP

A pedophile

"He says he's a 'map', so basically he's a fucking nonce"

by Eleanor the trans bastard December 2, 2024