Mississippi Mud Bag

As a form of fore play one carrys around a quart sized zip-loc bag full of thier lovers poop.
Person 1: Why do you smell like a dirty booty?

Person 2: Oh, it's my Mississippi Mud Bag. I am in to that type of thing you see.
by BobDaily August 22, 2009
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Mississippi swamp donkey

when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.
o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.

-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!
by beanballz February 28, 2010
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mississippi mud river

When you have diarrhea and you shit down a girls boobs and it runs down to her puss and you eat her out
I gotta make sure I eat Taco Bell before I give my girl a Mississippi mud river
by Kriknebrok98 December 19, 2016
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Mississippi horsey pants

She was a Mississippi horsey pants.
by Mississippi horsey pants January 05, 2018
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Mississippi Mud Pile

Well, You get five people, than (if there are women, they wear strap on's) than you stack on top of each other, and drench yourself in chocolate fudge.
Mississippi Mud Pile Is my favorite sex style.
by ManNamedJo October 08, 2018
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Mississippi oink and poink

Cover yourself in bologna shove a curly fry in your ass and make oinking noises as you angrly jerk off
"Im sorry I left early guys, i needed to relax with a nice Mississippi Oink and Poink
by Flamingpeesocket February 11, 2019
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Mississippi Mud Sticker

The act of having sex with a woman from behind (doggy style), waiting for it to get all wet and sloppy, then slamming it up her poop shoot while she isn't paying attention. Then pulling out really fast and slinging the poo on to the ceiling or any other object for shock value including said person. Also known as the Iranian ice cream scoop.
I got super drunk last night and gave this fat chick a Mississippi Mud Sticker
by Throbbing Rooster March 16, 2019
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