Minnesota Median

A long snow pile that forms in the middle of a wide town road after it's plowed. The snow pile is often not traversable without the most hickest of pickup trucks, so it essentially functions as if a median was installed on the road.

I was goin out fer a rip on the old snow cat when I got to main street and saw the plows came through already and formed that Minnesota Median that always shows up around there.

That's when I decided to take my snow cat and jump the Minnesota Median and oh you betcha that was the best thing I've done on rip in a while.

by OlGrandpaGallager October 16, 2021

minnesota cliffhanger

When You Are Having Sexual Intercourse from Behind In Doggy Style , The Male Throws His Leg over The Females Shoulder and she begins to clip his toenails.

Hey bro , I Minnesota Cliffhangerd my girl last night

by Natetheninja August 24, 2018

Minnesota Ave

The longest, bumpiest, deadliest street in SE/NE

Man I ain’t going down Minnesota Ave, I ain’t tryna get another flat tire bitch

by Official Savage Sweetheart April 12, 2019

Minnesota

The 4th coldest state in the United States. They brag about being the coldest but aren’t even in the top 3.

Person 1: Hey I hear he’s from Minnesota!

Person 2: That hot ass desert? NO WAY!!!!!!

by TheBesy878 September 16, 2020

Minnesota Style

When you bring a girl from Missouri to Minnesota and use ice cycles as sex toys.

Bro! Get the ice cycles, we’re going Minnesota style!

by MinnesotaStyle December 29, 2021

minnesota hairspray

When your man sprays his precious seed into your hair and it hardens from the cold.

Omg my bf just gave me a Minnesota hairspray and it is just what I needed.

by Minnesotaboy January 16, 2017

Minnesota Mild Off

It's the opposite of a Mexican Stand Off. In a Minnesota Mild Off, participants come to an impasse become either no one has strong feelings or they're unwilling to voice them.

"Hey guys, what should we get for dinner tonight?"
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."

And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.

by Marshall_Eriksen December 14, 2020