When the randomly hot person from the Midwest sneaks a corn-finger finger up the back door without any forewarning mid-fellatio, knowing full well you’re a bootyhole virgin.
You know, I really thought I liked her but then she hit me with the Minnesota Knuckle, and now I’m not sure what to think!
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Get the Minnesota Cowgirl mug.when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"
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Get the minnesota mud blanket mug.A game played by Minnesotans during the winter. It is generally played by Minnesota white boys who jump into a hot jacuzzi, and then proceed to run out and jump face down into the snow to see who lasts the longest.
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Get the Minnesota Snow Angel mug.When, as a prank, someones shoes are pooped in, thereby causing them to step in said poo when the shoes are put on. Typically done in the north country of Minnesota during a camping trip when said persons shoes happen to be moccasins left outside their tent overnight.
John was displeased when he realized that warm squishy sensation between his toes were in fact a fresh pair of minnesota moccasins.
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