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mars bar up a closie

On getting your nat king cole from a lady with a particularly loose vagina, particularly if it doesn't touch the sides. A closie is a Scottish word for a block of flats.
That girl I was with last night was so slack it was like throwing a Mars Bar up a closie
by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005
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mars bar

mick - "how are you liking this mars bar?"
marrianne - "ooooooooh, ooooooooh, it's LOVELY!"
by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003
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Marsh Scale

The scale used to classify the severity of torcanos, the Marsh Scale ranges from M1 to M10, with M10 being the most severe torcano with numerous lavabombs and lavadogs.
The torcano on Mt. St. Helens was classified as an M4 on the Marsh Scale, with numerous lavabombs, but relativley few lavadogs.
by Tha Wizz June 11, 2009
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marsha gay hard-on

When you see a chick but it turns out it is really a guy...but before you knew it was a guy you got an erection.
"Dude why are you torqued? " "Man I thought you were your sister." "Haha, I gave you a Marsha gay Hard-on.
by Blackavar666 June 29, 2016
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marselise

Baddest Bitch On The Planet. She Mean As Fuck And Will Take Yo Nigga. Marselise Aint Trippin On Yall Hoes She Focused On Doing Better Than You. Start Shit With Her And It Aint Gon Never End. Marselise A Real Bitch Unlike You.
Look At How Marselise Make Them Niggas Stare !
by Lulgurb March 27, 2017
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Grand Marshall

The grand marshall is the person of honor in a parade.
Some woman was a grand marshall because she was ninety years old, making her some small town's oldest resident. If she can get a parade honoring her for that, I'll have no trouble becoming a grand marshall.
by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005
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harry marshall

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