Massive Maud

A specialized version of the STC (Slovakian Traffic Cone) where two handles of grey goose vodka and any amount of marijuana and/or heroin are added to the mixture of piss, shit, blood, boogers, cum, ear wax, and other stuff inside the cone.

So you’ve done an STC, but have you done Massive Maud?

by dicktobert March 6, 2023

Muff Mask

Similar to a teabag, it's when a girl opens up here vag and places it on somebody's face, specifically their mouth.

Chris got muff masked while he was sleeping last night.

by Muff Mask Man June 23, 2007

Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

n;stored mental images to which one masturbates. abbrv - PMR.

see also spankbank

That girl is so hot. I am entering her into my Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

by optic_fuel August 27, 2008

Pool Master Supreme

The champion of billiards, the true supreme master of the game.

I am the Pool Master Supreme after winning all the matches.

by Pool Master Supreme December 6, 2016

Public Masturbation

The reason I am no longer allowed on public transportation.

I definitely should not have participated in Public masturbation on that subway.

by thepseudonymousbosch February 21, 2017

Dumbo mask

A dumbo mask is when you approach your girl from behind and spread your saggy, worn out ball sack over her eyes, leaving your flacid hog hanging in front of her nose. She then looks like everyone’s favorite pachyderm... Dumbo!

Newman was out by the campfire giving billy a dumbo mask. What a dick!

by Kung fu Jim March 7, 2020

Awesome Swag Master

A word only made to describe amazing people, more awesome than Unicorns and as magnificent as a rare Pink Fluffy Unicorn . This holy nickname is really awesome! A Awesome Swag Master is a person who is very hot and sweet. A Awesome Swag Master is a person known for having many awesome powers, such as the powers of a succubus but without the having sex and draining them of their life power (But you certainly may want to have sex with him!). A Awesome Swag Master is also very sexy and is so f***ing cool. Compared to Chuck Norris, an Awesome Swag Master is the human form of that dude. He has a kind heart, but which of can be broken easily. These people have cute hair and amazing eyes, and HUGE dicks and thos nuts.

"Wow, look at that Awesome Swag Master! Lets bow before him in hope of being his friend!"

"Stupid Awesome Swag Master, I hate him because he is everything I am not"

by Awesome Swag Master May 9, 2015