Marcus

The most low IQ, short, white dude that no one likes. He thinks hes funny but not A guy with the smallest penis amongst his friends. Shit at every game he plays for some reason. He has the mental age of a 5 year old.
Thinks hes pretty cool but he just a cringe nigga.

Hes such a Marcus

by Lordswallgames March 26, 2022

Marcus Spiralisis

Marcus is an ant who is a midget.

"Fuck cunt bitch, Marcus Spiralisis is small."

by anonymous March 13, 2022

Marcus

A certain individual who takes advantage of drunk girls by groping them. This specimen also chats out of his arse to compensate for his very small willy.

"feel my shins" (proceeds to rub hand up thigh) - this man is a marcus

by anonymous November 10, 2021

Marcus Straight

The direct antihisus of "Marcus Gay" Only an urban legend, as none have been found.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Marcus' girlfriend?
Guy 2: Haha, there's no way he can be Marcus Straight, you're funny

by Get Lucky October 20, 2018

Marcus

A complete idiot. You don't want to be like him. Keep away from Marcus

That guy is such a Marcus

by ihatemarcus420 November 6, 2020

Hot Marcus

Warm, budget tequila served in a plastic cup.

Bartender, serve me a hot Marcus!

by Brakes4Nuttin September 27, 2021

Delia Marcu

Has a friend Lavinia and doesn’t like to be in large groups. She likes Ariana Grande and Fasole Vladimir.

Delia Marcu ate deez hazelnuts!

by LmaoHuman November 21, 2021