Lighter Whore

One who collects lighters that do not belong to them. Most noteably done when passing around a bowl, one who pockets the group-lighter.

That girl is such a lighter whore; Don't be a lighter whore, pass that shit!

by Purveyor of Puff December 2, 2009

Laughtershock

The chuckles you experience after a funny event/image/thought has passed.

Person 1: He he...
Person 2: What are you laughing at?
Person 1: Something I saw this morning.
Person 2: Laughtershocks? Man, it must've been funny!

by UODuckman January 7, 2014

light skin fever

A guy that is in love with light skin girls.

Otherwise known as "lightskin lovers", "LOL", and "mixed girl sprung "

"That guy has light skin fever."

by thatgirl1998 February 28, 2014

church laughter

Uncontrollable laughter at an inappropriate time (e.g.: during church). Often, church laughter is subconsciously motivated by the taboo of laughing at the inappropriate time.

I watched "Rain Man" the other day and had the worst case of church laughter.

by My Fampus Itches February 3, 2012

White Light

A drug that knocks you out so good you "see the light." Usually referencing pills.

Dude, have you tried some of that White Light? It feels like when you die and come back to life.

by nxachxn April 26, 2022

Walk into the light

Drop dead, die, cease to live. Used in a derogatory way directed at someone you don't like.

You're such a douche bag, why don't you just walk into the light already!

by Chipf70 September 16, 2012

Go shove a match in your dick and light it!

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.

Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"

by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012