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life

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
"the origins of life" so.......... the shitty thing your doing now.
some guy 1: I was on internet all last night.

some guy 2: my life.
by Jeffy ham January 17, 2015
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Life

A living organism who is forced into this planet and has no idea what to do or how to do anything. Basically, a worthless creature living on Earth.
Many people, such as teenagers text their friends, "What is life?" Well, now you know. So stop asking.
by Hehebvshshjs June 5, 2015
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A brutal and cruel experiment to see how much injustice, inconvenience, anxiety, frustration, or abuse someone can suffer before they either go raving mad or end up committing suicide. Proof of this are the two only certainties of life which are death and taxes, both of which are negative things.
by alchoholicanonymous June 30, 2015
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a living place where nothing is perfect. Everything don't turn your way but it will
by Heyitmehh July 12, 2015
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Life is a game that all humans are tapped in. It all come to an end one day. It can be a series of disappointments. But you have to live it to the fullest. So, when your about to give up on life, don't forget that there might be someone going through worse pain. Your amazing just the way you are.
Have an amazing life!
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The slowest form of deaths
Life is just slowly dying
by Broben5 December 30, 2017
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A joke.
A literal joke.

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Life is a joke, just like me. It's nothing, but our everything, which means that our everything is nothing and our nothing is our everything. Our hearts and brains are the source of it, which means they are the source of everything and the source of nothing. Composing life is other people, the Earth, and the many things that inhabit it. They compose our everything and our nothing, our sorrows and our joys. Humor, too. By this definition, life is basically a joke.

Yesh.

Thanks for coming to my complete rave and have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Mother? What is life?" The young boy asks.

"Simple, son. A joke."
by AquaDragon29 January 29, 2020
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