Balloon Licking

The act of licking a woman's asshole. When looked at closely, a womans anus is very similar to the tied end of a red ballon.

"hey man I heard he likes to lick his girlfriend's balloon."

"I licked her balloon until it popped brown helium all over my face."

"this crazy girl made me lick her balloon last night. I wish i didn't take her out for indian food."

"My gay friends were talking about balloon licking, can you play that at a child's birthday party?"

by Krispin May 2, 2012

ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotic asmr. People have the right to enjoy what they want, but this stuff really belongs on the hub or OF, not twitch nor youtube. Asmr is supposed to be wholesome, relaxing, and for all ages.....

Guy 1: do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no

by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022

Licking the beater

When you pound and twirl your finger within your sphincter and draw feces from the rectum and sensually feed it to your sexual partner

Shavonda pleaded to Toni, the token caucasian male, "Would you delight me in Licking the beater?" Toni replied "bitch you be a crazy nigger but i've been in need of rectal stimulation."

by William Mitchell May 10, 2008

ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotica.

Guy 1: Do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: Yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: No no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic like a normal person
Guy 2: Oh okay, then no

ear licking

by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022

Quarter Licking

Licking or putting change in your mouth and you have no fucking idea what you are doing.

John got aids cuz he found a quarter on the subway floor and started quarter licking it.

by quarter licker March 14, 2010

lickita

The intercourse in which a member of either sex (or species for that matter) licks another's private parts

Ann did a quick lickita at Vicky's clitoris.

by Luke Livingstone Spencer June 5, 2007

likity

Synonomous with the term "like", which is used ever more commonly by today's youth and middle-age people with poor spoken grammar. The extreme ditz version of the word "like".

"Likity, how are you today?"
"Likity, fine thanks."

by David November 8, 2004