Ligma

A joke middle schoolers make but it was funny the first time but they should just stfu

Ligma balls

by mynameiskai July 17, 2021

Ligma

LIGMA BALLS

Yoo ligma is calling you.... Who's ligma... LIGmA bALlS

by Ligmaaaaaballlls December 14, 2021

Ligma

Its when someone asks ,,What's ligma" and you say ,,Ligma balls" as lick my balls.

Me: Hey dude Ninja just died of ligma!!!

Friend: What's ligma?

Me: Ligma balls!!!¡¡¡ lmao

Friend: smh

by Sie_doctoratenWWII July 26, 2018

Ligma

Mortal disease caused on the balls, often transmitted by unprotected sexual relations, it is like an “gateway disease” to testicular cancer, people still often joke with this disease saying “ligma balls” (lick my balls)

Steve - Do you have ligma?
Phil - Yeah, I was diagnosed with this disease quite a while, times are hard.
Steve - Then LIGMA BALLS!
Phil - Your son of a bi...

by AndREKT6969 June 9, 2019

Ligma

Ligma is deadly a disease.
the doctors are currently searching for cure.

Boy: "Ninja got ligma!"
Girl: "Whats ligma?"
Boy: "Ligma balls bitch!"

by Hot_Cum_Shot November 22, 2018

Ligma

Nek minute

Ligma balls

Oh he has ligma, what ligma balls

by Yamum101010101 April 5, 2019

Ligma

A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.

Dr Panpitadatabatagata: You.. have Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww man you got me 🤣
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: But actually for real tho you could die rn

by Dr Panpitadatabatagata Jedd September 9, 2018