Lesbian whore hound

*A vulgar lesbian whore always in heat and or on the prowl for pussy.

1. That's Leslie, she's a lesbian whore hound.
2. That lesbian whore hound has tuna breath.
3. Lesbian whore hounds love the scent of tuna.
4. Leslie is such a whore hound, she uses opened tuna cans as potpourri in her bedroom.

by Thin-Lizzy October 23, 2006

lesbian bar

A bar where even the pool table doesn't have balls.

That lesbian bar was so tough, there weren't even any balls on the pool table!

by Seymor Heines February 15, 2008

contract lesbian

A contract lesbian is a celebrity, such as a musician or actress, who must act and date as if she is a lesbian for publicity. They are also usually not allowed to date men until their contract is up, to keep it from being found out that they're not really lesbian.

Lydia: Each girl in T.A.T.U. is a contract lesbian.
Brandon: What the hell is a contract lesbian?
Lydia: You know, they acted like lesbians 'cause it said they had to in their contract, just so "All The Things She Said" would get airplay.
Tony: So they're not really lesbians, but rather they just get paid to act like they are in public?
Lydia: Exactly.
Daniel: Damn.

by Quack Quack January 30, 2006

Lesbian Sex Story

Me and my bestfriend Autumn recently moved in together. This is something that we have wanted to do our whole lives. So one day I go out to get grocerys. When i came home there was Autumn lying on the bed naked, with her bra and underwear spinning on her finger. Autumn asks me "Are you ready for me?"

As fast as i possibly can i yell out "YES YOU WHORE."

I sit on her lap and she takes off all my clothes. She starts rubbing my pussy slowly, trying to make me wait. I whisper in her ear " faster~"

"If you want it, say it louder" says Autumn, whos insanley horny.

I yell as hard as I possibly can "FASTER YOU SLUT"

She starts licking my vagina as i suck her big fat tits.

"Autumn im going to cum"

"Do it" she tells me.

I cum and Autumn slurps it all up.

"AHHHAHAHHAHHA" yells autumn

We had lesbian sex for another 2 hours. After we went to bed naked spooning each other.

"wow have you read lesbian sex story on urban dictionary"
"yeah of course im fucking horny"

by hot lesbian sex stories March 19, 2021

lesbian

A female, like myself, who finds other females attractive and sexually stimulating. It doesnt alwayz have to be about the sex though. Being a lesbian, one can find love in another females eyes and not think nothing of it. I'm engaged to a female which makes me a lesbian, but I hate when people stereotype us. Both of us are females...that means neither of us try to act or look like fuckin men. what would be the point in lookin and acting like a guy if we are lesbians??

Don't matter if your straight, bisexual or a lesbian, love is love!

by Lesbian_Lette August 23, 2005

Spring Break Lesbians

Heterosexual girls who get drunk during spring break and hook up with other girls.

Guy #1: Hey did you see Ashley and Jenn kissing the other day?

Guy #2: Yea but they're only Spring Break Lesbians!

by J Dawg 11 February 10, 2008

Nonbinary Lesbian

Someone who is nonbinary and a lesbian. Nonbinary people are included in every sexuality, including lesbian. They can either be woman aligned or not aligned at all! They're still lesbians either way and they're completely valid.

"I'm a nonbinary lesbian. My pronouns are they/them!"

"You're so valid! I support you completely!"

by vamimi October 14, 2020