Landon

A weird creature that emerges from the void to commit various crimes.

Omg run there’s a Landon coming.

by orxcle4 December 28, 2023

Landon

A name

Hi, Landon

by REEERTTTRE August 7, 2023

Landon

Me when I'm a pilot and they ask what I'm doing with the plane

"landon' "

by mrberryblast July 31, 2024

Landon

A guy who is modest and can have some anger issues. Does really care who he dates. tries to impress cute girls. When angered he might attack. his favorite color is cyan. he likes to try different hair style. his Gaze is amazing. He has Brown eyes which bring you to the bottom of his soul. His dark brown hair is soft a long.

LANDON IS COOL, HIS GANG ALWAYS GOT HIS BACK

by EEEEEEEEMAN May 4, 2022

Landon

And inbred bitch,uglyass hoe, dumbass motherfucker

IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
IT'S NOT THAT BAD AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A LANDON
YOU'RE RIGHT

by 1.2.3@bc April 15, 2020

Landon Hyphen

Landon Hyphen is a character found in ancient Patrician myths. The story of Landon Hyphen is not a very happy one, he had a rough childhood growing up vertically challenged, and eventually was turned into a bull (the Landimal) by an evil witch named Kathryn (who was also his grandmother). Landons mom is Eva Bryson, and his father is unknown, though his stepfather goes by the name of Kiki Cheski. Landons great grandmother is Brooklyn.

Landon species is commonly known as a Single Landon, as Landons are extremely rare on the overground island of Patrick.

person 1: "Have you heard of the Patrician myth the Landimal?"
person 2: "Yes! I find how Landon Hyphen was turned into a Landimal by his grandmother to be very interesting."

by williambowery November 13, 2023

Landon Sellers

Landon Sellers is a zyn addicted high schooler who will do anything to get stoned out of his mind.

Landon Sellers just stole that old man’s zyn out of his mouth.

by Insullen October 9, 2025