Skip to main content

Landon

Landon is a kid that is short and will do cocaine and smoke. He will get girls but will break their heart after, he's that basic white boy that dreams to be the second Shawn Mendas. He'd go to 711 every now and then to buy coke and Dr. Pepper.
Henry: is that Landon?
Jason: I think, why is he getting cocaine...he looks like he's only 12
mugGet the Landonmug.

Landon Cane

A gay faggot that is most likely a slim shady fan and sucks dick
“Yo look it’s Landon Cane a gay fag.”
mugGet the Landon Canemug.

Landon

He mean and is always crying about something. He will put you down and likes to watch girls play with themselves especially with pens ;)...
(Girl 1) Urgh I hate him he's a Landon.
(Girl 2) fr Girl slay queen.
by The Landon hater September 23, 2023
mugGet the Landonmug.

Landon

usually tallish and blonde. falls in love easy but cuts you off if you’re not “her”. hard on the outside, soft on the inside. (lick) very handsome and respectable. everyone loves landon as a friend. “24 second master”. (cums quick)
that landon has huge cocks but only good for use for 24 seconds
by Rodizio grill master 17 November 10, 2020
mugGet the Landonmug.

Landon

he’s the hottest guy you’ll ever meet he’s got a 16 inch long dick and most likely he’ll be dating a pumpkin.
“Landon is hot as fuck.”
by Abraham Lincoln’s Wife June 15, 2021
mugGet the Landonmug.

Landon

The ugliest not ugly but ugly but isnt ugly person
by pp el caca land November 19, 2023
mugGet the Landonmug.

Landon

He got a nice booty. They also can make you laugh when you are feeling down. They enjoy big warm hugs.
by Karlz Disney April 16, 2020
mugGet the Landonmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email