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Lamp Puncher

1. A person who punches lamps
2. Slang for eating top hats
“I am a professional lamp puncher ACHOO!”
by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018
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Articulated Desk Lamp

A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.
Did that articulated desk lamp just murder the pixar i?
It certainly did
by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021
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LAMP

a male or female friend who is reliable or just a great person in general (often used as a form of address).
"they'd never choose him/her over us they said they were a lamp"

Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"
"They'd never choose him/her over us they're like a lamp to them"
by suhh_dew January 30, 2017
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Nigga Lamp

When a nigga fucks a girl by a lamp (Nigga Lamp)
That was a gnarly nigga lamp!
by Jacob The Ripper January 21, 2022
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meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.
I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.
by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013
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Lamp

Omg Trisha is such a lamp.”
by Harper Trish July 5, 2022
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lamp

lamp stands for:
Laughing

At
My
Penis/Pussy

lamp could be used to replace lmao or lol
*someone tells a joke
lamp thats so funny!
by Dump Don September 12, 2020
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