Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

Lamp

Lame ass mother-fucking people

I love lamp, y’all some lamps

by Itslife123456789 September 2, 2021

Lamp

Another way of saying lmao

Bailey: I’m joking haha
Alyssa: LAMP

by A-person_named_no September 3, 2021

magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.

*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."

by realisttttt January 23, 2013

brown lamp

A mexican mushroom head penis.

Pulled down his pant to realize he was packing a brown lamp.

by brownlamper September 16, 2013

meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

lamp hanging

It's when a women or man hangs themself with the cord of a lamp While climaxing.

i saw my mom "lamp hanging"

by deven756 August 22, 2012