Knockers and Mash

When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.

Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.

by Uncle PP December 6, 2017

Wee knockers

When the male wee knocks the female in the face with his ding dong! Wee Knockers!

Colton wee knocked Jakobi right in the nose! Wee Knockers!

by Donkey slayer February 14, 2017

nottingham knocker

Nathan.H - giving cold callers a titwank at the door

Oh hi, yes I'd like a nottingham knocker

by PsudoSid July 16, 2016

brick knocker

Worlds ugliest pornstar

Nick is a brick knocker.

by Hipdaddyz July 15, 2016

Clipper knocker

A really long and hairy clit

She hit my dick with her "clipper knocker" and it felt gooood!

by Mr.stealyagrll Ace January 28, 2018

hob-knocker

crap whith nuts

he hob-knocker me

by babydragon2101 May 6, 2018

The Devil's Knocker

Like the devil's doorbell, but for your dick instead.

Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?

Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.

Giles: Nice!

-or-

Sherry: You look tired today!

Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.

Sherry: Nice!

by LastNightsPizza October 31, 2019