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Knights of the Lunch Table

A group of kids setting out to kill conformity. They are not fond of Hot Topic.
by Tomohashi November 7, 2007
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White Knight

White Knight.

A person, generally a man, who is seen giving all their attention to one or many particular females online.

The most common places that White Knights dwell is on 4chan's random board and various online games towards the RPG persuasion. However, White Knights are found everywhere in the online world.

This self motivated acts of chivalry is not geared toward just saving the hambeast maidens, but also White Knights have been noted to follow the rules adamantly in hopes of either becoming a moderator/admin or just flat out want to spoil the general online population's fun of bending the rules.

White Knights are not fun, but instead stuffy, boring, and an unusual hatred towards their fellow man for being selfish, crude and misogynists, in other words: All the fun things in life.
Anon: Let's have fun teasing this hambeast on livestream!
Anons: Yeah! Let's do it!
White Knight: Halt! In the name of chivalry, you foul heathen misogunists will burn as I save the maiden with kindness and give her solace with compliments!
Anons: Eat a dick WK, stop killing our buzz.

Anon: *reading rules* No swear? Fuck that shit!
White Knight: You there! You have broken a rule! I shall report you to the nearest moderator for correction!
Anon: Eat a dick WK, you can't tell me what to do because you're not a moderator.
White Knight: Just because I don't have a tag in front of my name doesn't mean I can't uphold the law! I AM THE LAW!
by JamesCDenton February 10, 2012
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Kaithleen

A sweet and bubbly girl with a crazy laugh. She has an amazing voice and makes you laugh with her many facial expressions.
Person 1: What is that beautiful sounding music?

Person 2: Oh that's a Kaithleen singing.
by Barabararararaa December 14, 2010
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Knighton

Someone who loves with all his heart and adores everyone. An unconditionally kind person who will do anything to make someone happy. A handsome, strong, bold person that is easy to talk to and love. Someone who tries their hardest to help others.
Wow, Knighton is so selfless I wish I could be like that!
by Princessalaska February 1, 2018
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Magitek Knight

1. One who pilots Magitek Armor.
2. A knight who can use magic.
I was just walking through Narshe one time and I got owned by a Magitek Knight.
by sbm August 1, 2003
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Rocket Knight Adventures

An under-rated Sega Genesis game. This intense side-scrolling adventure starred Sparkster, a sickenly cute yet badass oppossum in big blue armor. This title had 7 stages of adventure in which Sparkster has to rescue his beau, Princess Sherry, and save the world from the damn dirty pigs. This was Konami-quality stuff right here. Solid graphics, fluid animation, catchy tunes, challenging gameplay, and screen-filling bosses made this a true buried treasure of the 16-bit era. If Contra was taken over by furry woodland creatures, this would be the result.
It's Rocket Knight Adventures, bitch!
by Axle Gear July 23, 2008
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Sukh Knight

A artist based in England who is boss. Has produced such songs as: Ganja Dub, Diesel Not Petrol, Up in Smoke, etc. Most of his songs are dubstep.
Dude 1: Hey man you listened to Sukh Knight?
Dude 2: No. Who is he!
Dude 3: *walks away at ignorance of other dude*
by Dr. Jobbs January 23, 2012
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