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jon hutton

faggot who always tried to smoke your weed for free.
Hi i'm jon hutton! can i smoke your weed just because?
by fuuuuuucked up September 29, 2010
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to Jon-boat

1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.
Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.
by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018
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jon-vincent

"Wow that school shooter is such a jon-vincent"
by BigDaddyCheese May 8, 2018
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jon man

by Greenberries349 December 17, 2017
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Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it
Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF
by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020
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Jon Bonin'

To test positive for benzoylecgonine, a metabolite of cocaine, and due to the fact beating up an opponent
Damn, He must have been jon bonin' he won that fight too easy.
by Goldrico January 8, 2015
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Hot Jon

When a hot curling iron is shoved up someone’s ass, usually used as a threat towards someone.
You better watch yourself chase, or I’ll be giving you a hot Jon.
by Silverback6996 October 16, 2023
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