Jonathan Swift

Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.

"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".

by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017

jonathan kelly

Jonathan Kelly is an amazing guy that you will love for ever. He can be one of your best friend or your best lover. He is sweeet, handsom, funny, athletic, smart, kind, generous, and is one of the best people you will meet. If you are lucky enough to call him yours he will never leave you. He is the best kisser you will ever kiss, his lips are so soft, but when you start kissing you won't want to stop. So if you get the chance to marry or date a Jonathan Kelly you are the luckiest woman in the world.

Damn his lips are soft he must be a Jonathan Kelly.

by Shannon_twolve50 December 1, 2013

Jonathan Sinsworth

Johnathan Sinsworth was a spectacular individual who worked many professions to provide for his many children and wives

Wow, Jonathan Sinsworth is a hard worker!

by Sensei_Wu25 March 28, 2022

Pulling a Jonathan

When you go to your neighbors house and ask them for ice.

Neighbor: "opens door"
Jonathan: "Hey can I have some ice😁"

Pulling a Jonathan

by Pulling a curt February 15, 2020

Jonathan Benson

The type of person who strikes fear into anyone he/she sees.

That Jonathan Benson sure is scary

by Sappy daddy January 9, 2019

Jonathan Galindo

He may be dangerous in other countries, but im vietnam, he is a clown

Jonathan Galindo : i know your address

Vietnamese: du ma solo yasuo

by Fiendly poople September 4, 2020

jonathan plank

Attempting to do something on a scooter/skateboard and then falling over and then landing in a planking like position

Jonathan: i can do that 4 stair
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool

jonathan plank

by jndfkkjdgxcgffxgcjgytfdfghfyfg July 17, 2011