jonathan kelly

Jonathan Kelly is an amazing guy that you will love for ever. He can be one of your best friend or your best lover. He is sweeet, handsom, funny, athletic, smart, kind, generous, and is one of the best people you will meet. If you are lucky enough to call him yours he will never leave you. He is the best kisser you will ever kiss, his lips are so soft, but when you start kissing you won't want to stop. So if you get the chance to marry or date a Jonathan Kelly you are the luckiest woman in the world.
Damn his lips are soft he must be a Jonathan Kelly.
by Shannon_twolve50 December 02, 2013
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Jonathan Swift

Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.
"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".
by Jodan Daisu July 08, 2017
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Pulled a jonathan

airing a basketball when shooting(unpressured) from very short distance
by luiboi June 15, 2008
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Jonathan Galindo

He may be dangerous in other countries, but im vietnam, he is a clown
Jonathan Galindo : i know your address

Vietnamese: du ma solo yasuo
by Fiendly poople September 05, 2020
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Jonathan Herman

Jonathan Herman is someone that is not liked by many people and had something to do with the holocaust and no one wants to be on a sports team with
I’m not playing if Jonathan Herman is.
by Harry doof May 01, 2019
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Jonathan G.

A guy who thinks he can get any girl he talks to and ghosts out his real friends for a bunch of gamers
Why Jonathan G. why
by Intellectual Pringle December 13, 2019
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Jonathan Benson

The type of person who strikes fear into anyone he/she sees.
That Jonathan Benson sure is scary
by Sappy daddy January 09, 2019
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