Jon Hammed

A step above being hammed (hammered).

Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed

by Tyroil Smoothie-Wallace II March 10, 2021

Jon Snowflake

One who knows nothing, yet is offended by everything.

Jon: MAGA hats are racist!

Knowledgeable and rational adult: *sigh* You know NOTHING, Jon Snowflake.

by Mr. Peas April 15, 2019

Hot Jon

When a hot curling iron is shoved up someone’s ass, usually used as a threat towards someone.

You better watch yourself chase, or I’ll be giving you a hot Jon.

by Silverback6996 October 16, 2023

Jon Fishman

The Drummer of Phish. The audial version of Bob Ross and blastoplast of the Death Star. The most underrated drummer of all time.

Nicknames: Fish, Henrietta, Tubbs, Friar Tubbs, Chuck Norris, amongst countless others

Jon Fishman tucking is great... You suck at tucking.

by Tweezedout January 3, 2017

jon man

Some guy named Jon Man

Hey, Jon Man!

by Greenberries349 December 17, 2017

Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it

Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020

Jon Bonin'

To test positive for benzoylecgonine, a metabolite of cocaine, and due to the fact beating up an opponent

Damn, He must have been jon bonin' he won that fight too easy.

by Goldrico January 8, 2015