carter johnson

Carter Johnson is one kind brilliant try not to forget ⭐handsome guy. If you know a carter Johnson you probably have a crush on him kinda like meh (*my mind* oh God what is he searches his name on here) sorry bout the carter Johnson is one of those guys that are stupid but smart at the same time. He is also one of those guys who moans and slaps in between his knees to be funny...and I fell for him😳🤫

Bestie: Heyyyy gurl who's your crush

Me: well I have lots of them well there's...... and ....... but carter Johnson.....😍

by Mrs. Arlert 💅 October 14, 2022

Daisy johnson

quake, destroyer of worlds , skye , mary sue poots, the biggest BaMF to ever exist
slightly fruity, biggest fitzsimmons shipper, qua of quack .
stronger than any avenger

me: i ship quack

someone: who

me: daisy johnson and natasha romanoff

by fitzsbrokenlegs April 11, 2022

Daisy Johnson

also known as quake
Badass agent of sheild who is also hot af

Person 1: who is that?
Phil Coulson: that's Daisy Johnson my daughter

by Daisy_jonhson November 16, 2021

johnson gains

Any gains or size added to your Johnson. Whether it’s just pumping on a casual Saturday night or ripping cialis or viagra everyday.

Peter: Yo mike I just copped this bottle of viagra, let’s see how this goes with the wife.
Mike: damn Pete, you boutta make some serious Johnson gains.

by Nato12345 August 31, 2021

ED johnson

Erectilly Disfunctional penis.

I tried to fuck Sally, but, I drank so much that I got an ED johnson.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

Shawn Johnson

A extremely cute and adorable American artistic gymnast, won many medals in Beijing, lives in west des Moines, Iowa.

omg shawn johnson is on tv, she is mah wafi.

by omgshesmawafi October 19, 2008

Gus Johnson

The greatest Sportscaster of all-time. Should be on Sportcenter, With Neil Everett.

"ELEVATE, YOUNG MAN!"
"They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline"
"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!"
"MOUNTAIN TOP!"
"GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!"

-Gus Johnson

by Angryfarmer April 19, 2011