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johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster
me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate
by johnned April 18, 2019
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John

John is the husband of Karen. John is quiet and sweet but is still grieving over the loss of his kids.

Karen took Johns kids and didn't vaccinate them so they died. If you meet a John in the wild, go find Karen and beat her up for him.
Karen took Johns kids

Johns kids died

Karen is a bitch to John
by Avo-on-Toast June 12, 2019
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John

Meaning gun - mostly used in Liverpool
I’m not scared of him arkids got his John lad
by Scousemsttlad June 10, 2018
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John

John is the best person I know he is handsome and kind and HE IS ME
by UltraSteel March 12, 2019
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John

by briley December 24, 2016
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John

A very cute human being, some of them have gaps, the gap contains high intelligence and is a great best friend. They have a very large penis and loves foreign or sometimes cute caramel women.
John is very cute
by Fior Mell April 18, 2019
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John

John is a peach licking cunt
by TiberiousOW April 6, 2017
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