jens

It is the closet thing u van be to a simp but not be a simp
u are such a jens but u also one of the boys
by jensdapimp October 20, 2020
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Jens

The kind of dude to be a billionaire, but hopefully one who pays his taxes. Unique name, but memorable. Someone who can go by first name only like Beyoncé or Kermit.
Damn, Jens is a billionaire.
by Big Ol’ D-Man November 23, 2021
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jens

a person who has an extraordinarily large penis and very fucking ripped
wow, he’s so muscular
ah, must be jens.
by notjens69 April 02, 2021
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Jens

A smart, musical and optimistic man. Although he gets angry easily sometimes, he is the kind of person you want to talk to. Having this guy around will definitely lighten the mood up.
Oh my! That guy is such a Jens! I really wanna bang with him!
by SportySucka April 13, 2020
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Jens

A gentleman, who's unique.. Once he loves, he loves with his all with no doubt. He would risk his life for you. He has an amazing personality with the most loving heart ever. He'll always be your shoulder to cry on and your extra ear to listen no matter what. He would never judge you. And his the super hero every girl would love to have.
Jens is a sexy man that is handsome, amazing, kind, and smart.
by Bahaieknelappp March 24, 2023
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Jen

Jen is a cat lover who doesn't have any cats herself and the ones she has are either injured and stolen (don't believe her lies). Spouts pointless memes but she can be counter-attacked with either straight calling out or slow poking of details... Should probably be put down. Poor Jen the cat group troll.
by NIXMEISTER86 December 28, 2019
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Jens

Wow he is such a Jens
by MartinVL November 08, 2018
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