Jason

Jason is a bitch he is dumb and ugly he is very perverted and will come to your house at night and watch you get undressed he is most likely to grow up becoming a rapist he will love you but i doubt you like him if you didnt know he is haunting your dreams because by the time your going to live them he would have raped you already you will be scared for life if you like him you need to update your liking system and stay away from him he is stupid and will rape you in your sleep just like he did to other girls

Jason is a bitch

by Briannaforlife February 6, 2020

Jason

Usually a guy who doesn’t smell the best and knows EVERYTHING other nick names is stinky and puke.

Hey Robert did you see Jason over there knowing everything?

by Nicfannister June 5, 2020

Jason

Jason is hot as fuck but also really smart. He mildly likes sports and has a best friend who used to have a crush on his current crush who he can't get over. Jason may be mean or sarcastic but he doesn't actually mean it. He likes a girl who he can't get over that starts with an E and can't go to sleep at night thinking about her because she's beautiful smart and sits beside him. Jason was sexually touched by someone and has been traumatized since. Jason loves art but loves the girl that starts with the E and who he sits beside more.

Person One: Jason is amazingly hot said E
Person two: Jason is very sarcastic

by I write names2 May 6, 2019

jason

jason’s the kinda guy who likes to flex on ft. he’s got a twin who is 2 minutes older than him (which means 2 minutes better). he wants A NOTHER GEKO.

hi my name is jason

by pikapikafemaledog July 25, 2018

Jason

when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it

OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!

by adslfjka'dls;fjkaf April 12, 2019

Jason

A person that sings in class to the linus and lucy song. Also blocks walkways with chair. Corrects Teacher.

Jason:"Actually Colonel Sanders was a real Colonel that dropped fried chicken from his plane instead of bombs.
Guy:"Oh that must be Jason correcting the teacher"

by 69770609 January 27, 2019

Jason

He is the biggest asshole you will ever meet. You will regret meeting him. He treats you like a piece of shit cause he has no life himself. He acts diffrent depending on who is around. He won’t try to get a job and all he will do is sit down and play video games. He makes people feel bad for him but is a complete dickhed towards people.

Omg Jason is such a dickhead

by awe31116 February 16, 2019