Jason

A backstabbing jerk you should never be with sure they can be super funny and nice but their bad traits override their good traits I feel bad for anyone who dates a jason because you will regreat it

Have you seen jason he’s so hot I wanna date him

Don’t he’s a prude ass bitch

by Jzsigfofjv November 30, 2019

jason

jason’s the kinda guy who likes to flex on ft. he’s got a twin who is 2 minutes older than him (which means 2 minutes better). he wants A NOTHER GEKO.

hi my name is jason

by pikapikafemaledog July 25, 2018

Jason

Jason is hot as fuck but also really smart. He mildly likes sports and has a best friend who used to have a crush on his current crush who he can't get over. Jason may be mean or sarcastic but he doesn't actually mean it. He likes a girl who he can't get over that starts with an E and can't go to sleep at night thinking about her because she's beautiful smart and sits beside him. Jason was sexually touched by someone and has been traumatized since. Jason loves art but loves the girl that starts with the E and who he sits beside more.

Person One: Jason is amazingly hot said E
Person two: Jason is very sarcastic

by I write names2 May 6, 2019

Jason

Usually a guy who doesn’t smell the best and knows EVERYTHING other nick names is stinky and puke.

Hey Robert did you see Jason over there knowing everything?

by Nicfannister June 5, 2020

Jason

when you are proud of getting blueballs and tell your friends about it

OH GUYS I JUST DID THE JASON WITH SAM GUYS ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!!!

by adslfjka'dls;fjkaf April 12, 2019

Jason

Jason is a privileged white boy. He thinks he's hot and assumes everyone likes him. He's kinda a rich Fuck boy. He'll end up playing with you.

Jayla " That privileged white boy is such a jason"

by Aik0 November 5, 2019

Jason

This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.

"Damn is that a Jason?"
"Yeah, that's a fat fucking piece of shit."

by jasonisafatfuck January 15, 2022