jon man

Some guy named Jon Man

Hey, Jon Man!

by Greenberries349 December 17, 2017

Jon Snowflake

One who knows nothing, yet is offended by everything.

Jon: MAGA hats are racist!

Knowledgeable and rational adult: *sigh* You know NOTHING, Jon Snowflake.

by Mr. Peas April 15, 2019

Jon Fishman

The Drummer of Phish. The audial version of Bob Ross and blastoplast of the Death Star. The most underrated drummer of all time.

Nicknames: Fish, Henrietta, Tubbs, Friar Tubbs, Chuck Norris, amongst countless others

Jon Fishman tucking is great... You suck at tucking.

by Tweezedout January 3, 2017

Hot Jon

When a hot curling iron is shoved up someone’s ass, usually used as a threat towards someone.

You better watch yourself chase, or I’ll be giving you a hot Jon.

by Silverback6996 October 16, 2023

HARRY JONS

harry jons is a type of short person that would subjectively be the size of your toe

'omg you look so harry jons today!'

by sussyrooze July 24, 2021

jon hutton

faggot who always tried to smoke your weed for free.

Hi i'm jon hutton! can i smoke your weed just because?

by fuuuuuucked up September 29, 2010

to Jon-boat

1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.

Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.

by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018