finger jail

When you pick your nose, but your septum ring traps your finger within your tiny nostril canal and then you realize how stupid you look with a bull ring.

Bought a new bull ring at hot topic the other day and while puttin it in I noticed a nice juicy booger. So I made the mistake of trying to get it, and I finger jail myself.

by Pattachusetts October 8, 2015

Jail Training

To hit someone in the ass-hole very hard to imitate being raped in the shower

Guy #1: i dropped my phone *bends over*
Guy #2: *hits guy #1 in the ass *
Guy #1: AHHH WTF?!
Guy #2: i gave you jail training!

by funnyguy223 June 18, 2011

Jail

A place that doesn't like incorrect behavior.

Dewey Cox wanted to write authentic sounding songs about jail, but didn't want to be there with the guys in jail, especially not over cutting his brother in half. He might be inspired by someone or something he never thought he would get inspired by, and yet he wanted to cheat himself out of an oppurtunity like that.

by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021

rose jail

Hot people on hinge standouts you need to send a rose to match with

Sarah is so hot but she’s stuck in rose jail and sending roses is cringe

by Trev103 March 5, 2024

Jail

Yeah, see? He thinks it's him... And not ME 'Hym' but HIM him.

Hym "See? There. Jail."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

Jail

Jail is just a room

"Age is just a number"
"yeah,and JAIL is just a room

by defwvWE4V May 16, 2022

Pixel Jailed

The state of being duped via art into joining a virtual harem.

I was innocently browsing Deviantart, and next thing you know I'd been pixel jailed!

by sylvivresavie December 7, 2020