Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum

“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”

by Cumprisun November 8, 2022

Funny number

Numbers such as 69 and 420 are classified as "funny or "sussy" number which can be used in many different ways

A: " Whats your favorite number?"
B: "69"
or
A: "did they make a new funny number yet?"
B: "Isn't 69 and 420 enough?"

by your dad who is getting milk April 25, 2022

ORANGES ARE FUNNY

Are oranges orange because oranges are orange, or is orange orange because oranges are orange?

ORANGES ARE FUNNY
a very orange saturated sentence.
give it to your friend to make them wonder what life is.

by HELLO PEOPLE! ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ May 3, 2022

Funny Monkey

A sex act involving shoving a banana as far as you can up all 3 holes, and then screaming OO-OO-AH-AH-AAAAAH.

Timmy: I gave Michele a funny monkey last night
Billy: Did you scream loud?

by Anonymous_416 January 10, 2022

Kyla Funny

Kyla Funny is what you call someone when they're actually not funny at all. Some people who are like this have Hideous laughs and are very weird.

"Knock Knock"
"Who's There?"
"Bagel"
"Bagel Who?"
"Plain Bagel!!"
"ew, kyla funny"

by Birthdayyy January 6, 2021

Funny Rap

BEE BOO BOP BEE BA BO BAA BOOP BO BA

Funny Rapper: *funny rap !!s*
Tall purple man: woah

by The_Condutor January 24, 2021

Funny swag

A Fat man from Washington who rivals vaush in the smell department

Funny swag is smelling up the place

by slava horizon April 1, 2021