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Win-fapping

The act of masturbating after winning an argument. Usually done vigorously and loudly to make the others know what you're doing.
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY WIN-FAPPING, LOGAN!
by dankushmaymay June 3, 2015
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Tebow Win

Doing barely enough to get a win in any kind of sporting event or competition.
My friend was bragging yesterday how he beat me in chess, he only had two pieces left... What a Tebow Win
by some random white d00d January 26, 2012
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Biden Win

A term used when our GREAT 46TH PRESIDENT Joe Biden believes he has made something right.

Sometimes called "Biden's Big Win"
Joe Biden made it to the bathroom in time!

That’s a Biden Win!
by Joe Biden's Big Win September 19, 2022
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cardiac win

When the Seattle Seahawks play like crap for most of the game, but somehow manage to squeak out a win, often due to a miracle play from offense or defense, or just plain dumb luck. It causes their fans to think they’re going to suffer a heart attack.
Dude, you look stressed! What’s wrong?!
Oh, I just watched my Seahawks pull out another cardiac win. I figure it took a few months off my life.
by Hawks.Fan.12 January 3, 2021
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bi-winning

When you win in more than one place.
Charlie sheen - "I am bi-winning, I am winning here, and I am winning there"
by leelum March 31, 2011
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Bi-Winning

Not bi-polar, but bi-winning!
I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
by MochaTree March 28, 2011
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Bi-winning

Origin: Charlie Sheen- A term created to contradict the accusations of having Bipolar Disorder, in which he described his condition as "winning here, and winning there."

This term may be used by sane, moral human individuals to describe, with much dismay, the undeserved success of someone who is clearly a bad person or completely insane that might find him/herself winning over masses of people or just receiving great general success in life despite these qualities. Generally stated as a joke, but with serious implications of misgiving of humanity.
--- Adolf Hitler was bi-winning for quite some time as he climbed the political ladder of Germany, and the world had no idea what was in store for them.
--- J., an American Idol contestant, has reached the top five. He has great support from the country and especially the relatively small city he comes from and as he tells the misfortunes of his life he gains more sympathy and support. Those who knew him personally from said town know that he as done many terrible things and has used the same methods to escape consequences of his actions by gaining sympathy. J. is bi-winning.
by Key Blackwood June 3, 2011
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