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crumpet hole

Another word for a British douche. Also used as another word for a crusty oozing twat
Your a dirty crumpet hole.

Don't stick your Wang in her crumpet hole.
by Portuguese asshole March 9, 2014
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Beat Hole

Reference to the vaginal or anal orifices of a dirty prostitute. Used and abused holes that are worn and loose and typically disease riddled.
I paid $5 to pound her beat hole for half hour. Now my cocks all itchy.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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8 hole

An eighth grader. 8 hole, 8-hole, eight hole, or eight-hole.
Sevies: (sees eighth grader)

Sevie1: “Hey look it’s an 8 hole!”
Sevie2 & 3: “Yeahhh!”
8 hole: “Ya sevies. Just wait until next year. I’ll be a freshmen and you’ll be a 8 hole.”
Sevies: “HA. That’ll never happen!”

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1 yr later

NEW 8 holes (old sevies): (crying*)
8 hole1: (sniff sniff*) “I can’t believe that 8 hole was right!”
8 hole1 & 2: “Yeah!”
NEW Freshmen (old 8 hole): (laughing*) “I told you! Now just wait until the new sevies see you! HA!”
8 hole3: “Do you mean a sixlet?”
NEW Sevie1 (old sixlet): “HA. LOOK AT THOSE 8 HOLES!”
8 holes: “SEVIES!”
Sevies: “EIGHT HOLES!”
(sevies and 8 holes fighting*)
by XxSADNESSxX November 28, 2019
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Snus Hole

After an evening of snus use, once they are taken out you can enter a snus hole. This is a nicotine withdrawal so large you retreat into yourself and become lost in the snus.
How many snus is that in your mouth?”
“I got 6 in, gonna be deep in the snus hole later
by Krabarta January 12, 2021
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scoping hole

The act of looking for various female holes to stick your member into. Could refer to the mouth, anus, vagina, or ear (depending on your skill level). Proverb originated at Big White B.C.
DUDE! you should have seen us scoping hole last night, we saw 5 10's, 14 9's and a shitload of greasy creatures!
by ktownkillakdub February 5, 2010
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danger hole

Danger hole is a reference to a woman's vagina, and the trouble that it can get you into.
I really want to sink my meat into that danger hole, but I'm sure it will come back to haunt me....
by B-Rad6977 December 7, 2019
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Poon Hole

vaginal canal or general reference to pussy, see also poon.
I was hiding this in my poon hole for you.
by Poonacious D October 22, 2009
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