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by Jatch June 26, 2016

When your life is extremely busy, and all you want is to go to Plant City, FL for the strawberry fest, but all you can accomplish is to walk a line and a curve for days because you can't even get your shoe laces in right. Every time you get up, you get stuck like a turtle and then get your ass smacked and your only reaction is blurting out "baklava". In reality, all you need is another shot of whiskey. . . Yaaaa!
by stucklikeaturtle March 4, 2013
