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A hurricane up your gay portal

A bad case of flatulence caused by eating too many onion rings

pungent odour emitting from the anus, caused by root vegatables coated in breadcrumbs or batter
OH my god whats that smell is that a hurricane up your gay portal !!!
by crispy minge August 29, 2010
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Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.
by dnbdave November 14, 2022
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Bloodstain Hurricane

When you poop blood into a blender mixed with pee and mix it up and drink it.
"Dude that bloodstain hurricane you made was nasty!"
by T-BAGG3R October 11, 2011
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Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki

A website hosted on Wikia/FANDOM where weather enthusiasts can create fictional, hypothetical hurricanes.
I heard he planned to join the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki earlier this week.
by arandomsomeone February 24, 2019
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Hurricane Tone

The tone in voice a tough guy gets scared and needs his mommy
He has so much hurricane tone in his voice he must be a big ol’ pussy!
by Megs n Bacon March 21, 2020
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hurricane florence

hey dude your gay like gary the snail lol whats ligma lol its HURRICANE FLORENCE
by AnimeXPosedyn September 14, 2018
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