Howard Griffin

The guy that bangs and finger blast everyone’s mom’s and MILF’s, and has a big slong.

Yo did you see Howard griffin coming out of toms house.

by The king dunker February 16, 2022

John Howard

The worst PM from Australia's worst political party. Nobody ever saw his face because it was always buried in George Bush's ass. Was in talks to make australia the 51st state of America before the australian public grew more than 3 brain cells and voted him out.

Guy 1: I voted for John Howard
Guy 2: Calls police to remove the crazy psycopath from the streets.

by Among us nft April 20, 2022

howard kim

There is no definition. He can not be defined.

Dude #1: Dude why did you make a urban dictionary definition for me?
Dude #2: I just felt like it.
Dude #1: Wow you just pulled a howard kim.

by mrtunaguy December 14, 2013

Ryan Howard

When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.

Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.

by Deez Nuts 2016 October 18, 2015

matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.

Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

Sam Howard (Sambob)

a being that has a grossly high intelligence.
found in ambient locations and has an crippling addiction for protein bars. if you scream SAAAAMMMMMBOBBBBBB!!!! he will be summoned while playing smoke on the water.

Who’s constantly stalking me? oh that’s just Sam Howard (Sambob) you must have summoned him when you sneezed!

by Shygvy June 1, 2022

howards way

Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.

Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.

by Big J B June 29, 2022