Hudson Howard

Coolest guy you will ever meet a cheerleader who can tumble everywhere amazing people with his back tucks.
Look at that guy doing flips that must be Hudson Howard.
by user 38 June 20, 2022
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John Howards

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile
"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"
by Sydsal June 01, 2021
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John Howard

The worst PM from Australia's worst political party. Nobody ever saw his face because it was always buried in George Bush's ass. Was in talks to make australia the 51st state of America before the australian public grew more than 3 brain cells and voted him out.
Guy 1: I voted for John Howard
Guy 2: Calls police to remove the crazy psycopath from the streets.
by Among us nft April 20, 2022
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howard deaned

A euphemism for fisting a girl (with or without screaming "pppyyyaaawwwwh" like Howard Dean).
Hank: "Hey man, isn't that the girl you Howard Deaned last weekend?"

Scott: :Yeah dude, let's not talk about that."
by yeah_im_that_guy November 05, 2012
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howard-fabretto

A person who is entirely obsessed with females, but pretends to hate them so his friends accept him. And hates the show "My Little Pony" but tells everyone he watches it to seem like a brony.
Girl: "Hey Rohan, do you watch My Little Pony?"
Rohan: "Of course I do, I am a Howard-Fabretto. Go away because you're a girl and I hate you"
by chartrex.bandcamp.com November 04, 2013
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Howard Griffin

The guy that bangs and finger blast everyone’s mom’s and MILF’s, and has a big slong.
Yo did you see Howard griffin coming out of toms house.
by The king dunker February 17, 2022
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Todd Howard's tall tales

Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.
Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
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