the classiest people you will ever meet, they would never involve them self in any sort of trouble or nonsense. they are a higher class of homeless than the homeless anywhere else in the world! they don't touch any illegal paraphernalia and are considered to be at a higher social class level than the wealthy citizens of Chicago.
Indian girl "Homeless people carry guns and rob people wherever you go in Chicago it's not safe anywhere. i can't even walk to my dads house which is 5 steps away without getting robbed by a hobo that's strapped up!"
Smart socially cultured person "No they don't, they have principles and are good people, they help you in times of need and will watch your kids and raise them like their own. The only better suited creature to raise your children better then a Chicago homeless person would be an alpha wolf or lion with wings. they are majestic and beautiful people and they can only be found in Chicago."
Indian girl "idiot no, i make eggs so i know everything"
SMCP "you'll never understand i give up..."
Smart socially cultured person "No they don't, they have principles and are good people, they help you in times of need and will watch your kids and raise them like their own. The only better suited creature to raise your children better then a Chicago homeless person would be an alpha wolf or lion with wings. they are majestic and beautiful people and they can only be found in Chicago."
Indian girl "idiot no, i make eggs so i know everything"
SMCP "you'll never understand i give up..."
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The people who failed in life and hate to work. They can be found in streets. In the winter many of them die in the cold. People in the Christian religion usually try to help them by making a donating station, but only very few of them do.
by Link972 December 29, 2009
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"Hi Honey, how was work?"
"Not great. I was emptying my paper shredder and accidentally spilled the all the paper infront of my co-workers."
"That's turrible."
"Yea I felt really HOMELESS picking up all that paper.
"Not great. I was emptying my paper shredder and accidentally spilled the all the paper infront of my co-workers."
"That's turrible."
"Yea I felt really HOMELESS picking up all that paper.
by Ѕςσŧŧγ Ρΐρρΐη December 2, 2009
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Hey homepagon whats crackin?
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Jesus Christ, can you believe he's living at his Dad's again? Dude's fucking homeless.
Man, he needs to get it together- he had everything going for him and now he's homeless.
Man, he needs to get it together- he had everything going for him and now he's homeless.
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