Spandex-hippo

A person in spandex that is so large they resemble a hippo.

The Spandex-hippo is covering the whole corner with one leg.

by 😈👿 December 12, 2021

flip the hippo

to make love raucously; to engage in sexual intercourse

Dude! Did you and Sasha flip the hippo last night? You were gone for hours!

Sorry I couldn't hang out yesterday, I was really sore from flipping the hippo with O'Glory.

I was thinking we could do something special tonight... Maybe some white wine, some turkey, we could flip the hippo--what do you say Willis?

by Clay J July 6, 2009

Hippo

1. An overweight person.
2. An abbreviation for the word 'Hypocrite'

A: 'Sarah is such a hippo.'
B: 'Yeah, in more ways than one.'

by dvsfnsr December 30, 2020

hippo pond

A massive orgy in a puddle or pond of mud, you may only have oral sex, unlike hungry hungry hippo trying to eat up all the balls. There is dicks and pussy's

Me and the gang have an amazing hippo pond every 4-6 days in the backyard. If your interested join in on the fun!

by hippo lover 666 September 22, 2016

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, especially when you are on a shoe-string budget

by Sexydimma April 28, 2015

Canadian Hippo

Another word for the beaver is the Canadian hippo

*Mike and jay are hunting for elk and deer and approach a hilltop and see a beaver near his lodge*

Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo

by OfficialJayJames November 16, 2018

Hippo

Hippos are your end
Hippos are your start
Hippos are sleepy

Hippos are angry
Hippos are blue
Hippos are red
Some are even orange and green!

When someone threatens to open the hippo pen turn ur phone off and run before a tsunami spam wave ends you.

A: really annoying stoof that they won't be quiet about
B: I will hippo you
A: 🤐

by The unknown Ditto girl June 24, 2020