Crashing the Helicopter

When you're helicoptering you dick around and your dick slaps you in the nuts.

Crashing the Helicopter
You: man I Crashed the Helicopter last night
your friend: Man that sucks, I hope you weren't planning on having kids ever.

by Hey Scotty... March 6, 2017

i classify as an attack helicopter

A joke when you aren’t male or female

I asked bob if he was male or female and he said ,” I classify as an attack helicopter.”

by Kysbleachassasssaak December 17, 2017

the helicopter

A sexual S&M act. To preform the helicopter the slave must have multiple elastic bands and piece of card wrapped around his member, the bands are twisted so that when they are let go the card spins around much like the blades of a helicopter, causeing intense pain and peni lacerations

"You've been a very naughty boy Davey, I think somebody needs a helicopter!"

by Dr A. Ris April 2, 2003

attack helicopter

A joke usually used by cishet people to make fun of non-binary, transgender, and other LGBTQ+ gender identities. This "gender" was intentionally made to mock people who aren't cisgender.

Person 1: I identify as an attack helicopter

Person 2: That's transphobic wtf

by yaanfei August 21, 2021

Porno Helicopter

This helicopter is piloted by two people who fly around the world to different schools teaching the children the world of pornography and magazines.

playboy and playgirl

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

black helicopter

When a black man helicopters his penis with a subtle movement of the hips.

The NFL locker room was full of black helicopters after they won the game.

by sten0016 November 14, 2013

Helicopter Tits

When you take a virgin girl who is your good friend, and she shows you her tits. The person looking at her tits shows her his penis and then moves his penis around like a helicopter and starts saying, "GET TO THE CHOPPA NOW!" This only takes place during school in private.

Hey we should do helicopter tits more often it was really fun!

by John Hancock The Fourth March 31, 2009