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harry potter fan fiction

dobby slowly inserted his long shlong into hermione, hermione moaned she loved it, she had never had such sexual intercourse, hagrid entered the room ''hi everyo-'' dobby was scared ''hagrid?'' he snapped his fingers and dissapeared dobby was gone... wHaT tHe FuCk WERE YOU JACKING OFF TO THIS???
-Harry potter fan fiction
by Carl Wheezer is dummy THICC January 27, 2020
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Harry Potter Sonic Obama 10

Harry Potter Sonic Obama 10 is an infamous bootleg of video-game character Sonic the Hedgehog. He is commonly known for being on a backpack which had the words Harry Potter & Obama & a miscolored Sonic with a 10 on it's chest. This bootleg is one of the many bootleg Sonic mascots to rise in popularity over the years.
Not a lot of people know the origin of the Harry Potter Sonic Obama 10 backpack image.
by Baboiminion June 13, 2021
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Harry Potter vs. Twilight Rules

A set of rules that must be followed when you are wearing a Harry Potter shirt and one of your classmates/friends/family members are wearing a Twilight shirt.

1. You cannot talk to this person.
2. You cannot tell them about the rules, they either know or they don't. If you tell them about the rules, there will be a penalty.
3. You may talk to them if and only if you are telling them that you cannot talk to them, or telling them that it is against the rules.
4. The rules must be followed, it doesn't matter if it's your mom, dad, best friend, dog, it doesn't matter.
5. If they start making fun of your shirt, you may talk to them just to tell them off or argue.
6. You must defend your shirt.
7. If necessary, you may spill something/spit on their shirt.
Today on the bus, Bob was wearing a Team Jacob shirt, I was wearing a Gryffindor shirt. I had to follow the Harry Potter vs. Twilight rules for the rest of the day.
by TeamHP December 30, 2010
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reading Harry Potter

Bill's mum caught him "reading Harry Potter", in the shower.
by Jeremy Thomson September 24, 2007
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Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

This is a great 6th book in which Severus Snape kills Dumbledore, on page 606, go ahead and read, great book, oh yeah, and dumbledore dies, snape kills him.
Harry: Hagrid..Snape..killed Dumbledore
Hagrid: Wha' Harry?
by Reaperus August 6, 2005
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Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince is the book in which Dumbledore dies and the wizarding world comes to an end as we know it.
Harry Pottter Fans *reads Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince*
Dumbledore *dies*
Harry Potter Fans *omg*
by goofuffle May 28, 2006
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Watch some Harry Potter

joe shmo: Hey man what should we do this weekend
moe shmo: i got my lighter and bowl with me so we should defiantly watch some harry potter
joe shmo: hellz yea dude! we gonna get ripped!
by ZMJCKWR November 23, 2010
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